Total Medals Earned: 35 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,060 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (185/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/11 (310/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (220/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 12/16 (345/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.